Hunk-O-Mania
Maureen,
Brigette, Mack sit in general admission chairs at a strip club
Maureen:
Yeah, I do not want to do that
Brigette:
uh, no, he's like... really up on her
Mack:
Wait so I don't understand, if you go with them
Brigette:
You pay them. They take you to that corner.
Mack:
And what? You have to pay them?
Maureen:
Yeah I guess. Oh guys, look at my boyfriend
Brigette:
Not your boyfriend
Maureen:
I love him
Brigette:
He is dry humping three girls five feet in front of him
Maureen:
He's perfect
Stripper
approaches
Mack:
Ummm, it's her birthday, yeah her
Maureen:
Yeaaaah, it's my birthday
Stripper:
well how about you come with me
Maureen:
Ummm, I dunno, I
Stripper:
well, here, let me show you something (takes her hand along his six
pack)
Maureen:
(giggles) umm
Brigette:
(laughs)
Stripper:
what? (whispers real close) how about you come with... and bring a
camera
Brigette:
Uh, I don't know, right now... maybe later
Stripper:
You'll get your camera later?
Brigette:
Uh, yup, yeah
Stripper:
Alright honeys, alright
Brigette:
I can't fucking handle this
Maureen:
I'm having a great time!
Brigette:
oh, I'm having a great time
Maureen:
HOLY SHIT, did you see what he just did to her? That was awesome holy
shit... I haven't been fucked like that in a loooonngg time, maybe
never
Mack:
I'm just saying, i'm so happy it's your birthday
Brigette:
Cuz you just keep dumping off the attention, right?
Mack:
Yes. Exactly.
Brigette:
It's really too much
Another
Stripper approaches
Stripper:
the shy one
Brigette:
I don't know why you keep saying that man
Stripper:
cuz last time I was over here you didn't say a word, and you haven't
said a word all night.. you're the shy one
Brigette:
I think you're literally the first person in the world to call me
that
Stripper:
oh, really, well come on, how about we, head over... what's so funny
Brigette:
Oh, I just can't stop laughing... this whole thing is funny, it's
fucking hilarious
Stripper:
um, you're at a strip club, not a fucking comedy show... it's not
hilarious
Brigette:
Oh, but it is
Stripper:
Are you gonna come with me over
Brigette:
Over to that creepy lap dance corner full of folding chairs? Uh, no I
don't think so
Stripper:
Whatever
Shots
stripper approaches
Stripper:
Anyone want shots
Mack:
YES
Brigette:
haha of course you do
Mack:
Uh, yeah, hello. Two shots, one for me and one for the birthday girl
(hands him a 20)
Stripper:
(Sees 20) Oh, a birthday girl, huh? (takes Maureen's hand, takes her
to the corner)
Mack:
Um, is he gonna bring me change?
Brigette:
What?
Mack:
I gave him a 20 for those shots
Brigette:
uh, I'm pretty sure you bought that lap dance
Mack:
What? I want change!
Brigette:
I think that 20 paid for Maureen's current lap dance
Mack:
Fuck
Maureen:
Man, that guy was not good at his job
Brigette:
Mack bought that when she was trying to buy shots
Maureen:
haha well it was a waste
Brigette:
There's your boyfriend
Maureen:
where
Brigette:
On stage
Maureen:
He's beautiful
Brigette:
He was cool, though
Maureen:
I know!
Brigette:
like when he was over here earlier, I totally forgot he was a
stripper at all... I thought we were just talking to some cool hot
guy
Maureen:
That's what I'm saying
Mack:
Um, you can not love a stripper
Maureen:
And why not?
Mack:
Oh god
Brigette:
I mean, I'm not gonna say this is like a huge shock to me
Maureen:
He's so hot
Maureen's
boyfriend approaches, swiftly convinces her to go with him, Mack and
Brigette just watch the stage for a while, Maureen returns, pays her
boyfriend
Maureen:
Now he was good at his job.
Brigette:
Oh good
Maureen:
I got his number
Mack:
Of-fucking-course you did. You can not date a stripper
Maureen:
He was like, yeah we have great chemistry, and we live like ten
blocks apart... I'm gonna call him
Brigette:
You should date a stripper
Maureen:
I would
Brigette:
Your love knows no boundaries
Maureen:
Why would it?
The
three sit and watch the show